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Sekaiichi Koufuku ni Nareru BASU TSUAA |
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Hayasoku desu ga, minasama, migite o goran kudasai. Watashi no nakayubi ga, sosori tatte orimasu. (Ie-i) Hai, soko, tatanai, shinu zo? Konkai wa, FASSHONABURU na kuni, ITARIA o meguru suteki na TSUAA de gozaimasu. (Ie-i) Dakara, shinu zo? Minasama ga suteki na omoide o motte kaereru you ni, seiippai GAIDO sasete itadakimasu. (Ie-i) Temee, ichiban ushiro, omae da omae, shinu ka? Sate, ma mo naku miete kimasu! | Now please look at my right hand. My middle finger is pointed up. (Yay!) Okay, don't stand there. You'll die, you know? Today we will go on a wonderful tour around the fashionable country of Italy. (Yay!) Like I said, you'll die. I will guide you to the best of my abilities, so that you can go home with wonderful memories. (Yay!) You, all the way in the back, yes YOU! Do you want to die? Now then, why don't you take a look at what's coming up? |
Kochira, kano yuumei na, DANTE-san mo kugutta to iwareru. Shinkyoku, jigokuhen, daisanka ni toujou suru INFERUNO GEETO ni narimasu. (Ie-i) Hai, shinda. | Over here is the Gate of Hell that Dante once entered, as described in his work The Divine Comedy, Inferno, Canto III. (Yay!) Yeah, he died. |
"DANTE MASUTO DAI" na-nte kaite arimasu. Kowai desu, osoroshii desu. Sonna mon o, minasama to isshoni kugurimasu. Dakara, kibou wa sutesarimashou. (^-^) | and "Dante must die." are written here. It's scary, it's terrifying. I will enter this gate together with you. So let's abandon all hope. (^-^) |
Hora, kawaii, Wan-chan desu. Atama ga mittsu de, daeki wa moudoku, tama ni shakunetsu no honoo o hakidasu, choukawaii no Wan-chan desu. Konkai wa dai SAABISU de, sonna kawaii Wan-chan to, minasama ga fureaeru kikai o mouke sasete itadakimashita. Are? Sawaganai’ndesu ka? (^-^) Sate, mokutekichi ni touchaku itashimasu, douzo o-tanoshimi kudasai. | Look, it's a CUTE doggie. It has three heads, its saliva is toxic, and it sometimes spits scorching flames. What a cute doggie! Today as a special service, all of you will get a chance to pet that cute pup. Eh? You're not gonna cheer? (^-^) Anyway, we have arrived, so please enjoy. |
Ude o ippon, motte ikareru kurai de sumimasu♪ | so it won't get worse than having an arm snapped off.♪ |
Sude de tonikaku hagaijime. Yo-shi Yoshi Yoshi, nademashou. Aijou komete, nademashou. | First hold it from the back with bare hands. Okay, okay okay, let's pet it. With lots of love, let's pet it. |
Furiotosarezu ni, nademashou. Seishinseii, nademashou. Kamitsukarete mo, nademashou. | Without getting thrown off, let's pet it. With your whole heart, let's pet it. Even if it bites you, let's pet it. |
Ashi o neratte, hirumasete, Nidan JANPU de, TORIKKU kimete, Soukou hagashite, nademashou. | aim for its paw, make it flinch, do a double jump, carry out your stunt perfectly, take off your armors, and let's pet it. |
TORIGAA hiite, RASSHU, renda, RASSHU, renda, RASSHU, renda, Renda, renda, RASSHU, renda. | pull the trigger, rush, barrage, rush, barrage, rush, barrage, barrage, barrage, rush, barrage. |
Fumitsubusarete mo un ga yokattara hinshi de sumimasu♪ | Even if you're crushed under its paw, if you're lucky you at least won't be dead.♪ |
Sude de tonikaku hagaijime. Kochira no okashi o agemashou. Aijou komete, agemashou. | First hold it from the back with bare hands. Let's feed it this snack baked with honey and flour. With lots of love, let's feed it. |
BURESU o sakete, agemashou. Jakuten mitsukete, agemashou. Kamitsukarete mo, agemashou. | Avoid its breath, and let's feed it. Find its tender spot, and let's feed it. Even if it bites you, let's feed it. |
Zokusei yonde, chikazuite Nidan JANPU de, gamenhashi, Hirunda tokoro ni, mada hairu. | study its characteristics, approach it, do a double jump to the edge of the screen, even if you're scared, get in there anyway. |
SUTAIRISSHU ni, RASSHU, renda, RASSHU, renda, RASSHU, renda, Renda, renda, RASSHU, renda. | stylishly, rush, barrage, rush, barrage, rush, barrage, barrage, barrage, rush, barrage. |
BURESU o abite mo un ga yokattara hone wa nokorimasu♪ | Even if you're buried under its breath, if you're lucky your bones will remain.♪ |
Tatoe yararete mo isshun desu kara itaku wa nai desu♪ | Even if you're killed, it'll be too quick for you to feel any pain.♪ |
Transliterated by Rei
Translated by animeyay
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