TKG no Uta
Tamago KakeGohan(TKG) Song

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Written by ALILEM
Arranged by Monogh
Composition based on Die Parade der Zinnsoldaten (Parade of the Tin Soldiers) by Leon Jessel
Performed by ALILEM

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Original / Romaji Lyrics	English Translation
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Yo! reizouko no katagawa hissori   chiisana bakudan ga chinza E to the G to the G no SUPERU de   minna suki daro  Fuckin' Jap	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com YO! To one side of the fridge and calmly A small bomb is takin' his cozy nap! E to the G to the G is How you spell em,  Y'all love this guy right? ya fuckin' Japs
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com monogatari notta musenRAN   todoke kono Shit  museiran mikaku yori konomu senran   kikai de watta tamago wa byaaaaa umaiiiiii	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Thru wireless LAN  gonna tell this story Shitty unfertilised egg[1]  don't you stall me In a war  they don't have to be tasty Eggs that are cracked by a machine are Woahhhhhhh so yummmy!!!![2]
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com onna no ko no te nigiru toki yori mo   tamago wo motsu toki wa SOFUTO ni shiromi, kimi  HAAMONII kanaderu RABU SUTOORII	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com So you hold the egg up so softly More than how you take the hand of your lady! The white, the yellow, such harmony Like witnessing a love story!
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com tabesugitara kobutori natsukashi no ABUTORONIKKU tsukete  Shake Your Body, But yappari tabetai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Eat that much and you'll get chubby Need to take out that ol' Abtronic Put it on  and shake your body But  just wanna eat it now...
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com katate waru no muzukashikunai? No No  sore koso chou kantan kou yatte  kou yatte  kou yatte nanka  mou  gucchagucha da ne	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com "Isn't it hard to break it with one hand?" No no  that's easy peasy Like so  and so  and so Uh... that turned messy?
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com kara ga hairi  modokashikunai? chou MUZUI kedo   CHOPPUSUTIKKU de tsumande yaru kara  nigen janeee!!	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com "Don't you hate it when you got shell pieces?" It takes a lot of skill But take em out with your chopsticks Ahh dammit please keep still!!
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com nani tsukurou ka muda ni GANBAru yudetamago nara  MEGANE kumoru nara ketsuron TIIKEIJII mazeru  kakeru  SHINPURU IZU BESUTO kansei made ippuku teido BIIkyuu GURUME no BIPPU na GESUTO demo konya wa oishiku naru you ni ironna shokuzai irete mimasu!	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com So whenever you feel like fixin' a meal But boiled eggs make those glasses foggy It gonna be nothin' but the TKG Mix it and dunk it  simple is best That's it, just add em and leave it to rest For tonight's show  here's our VIP guest To make it more delish Let's add in a few more ingredients!
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com CHOKOREETO  maguro hachimitsu  makkori anko  rennyuu ichiban shibori  PAPURIKA	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Chocolate  tuna Honey  makgeolli Bean paste  condensed milk Kirin beer  bell pepper
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com kansei nakanaka ii kanji kore saishuu keitai  TIIKEIJII DONbikareru kamo shirenai keredomo hitokuchi tabetara    (...bleh)	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com It's done!  Looks great This final form of TKG Might scare a few people but Let's grab a spoonful... bleh!
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com yacchimatta  kore shippai da shoujiki usuusu kanzuiteta ue kara koi aji kabuseru shika nai! miso miso  misso misso!!	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Aw crap  this thing's a huge fuckup Honestly felt like something was up Let's add something thick  to hide that taste Miso miso miso miso!!!
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com acchaa  nan mo kawattenai sono mitame ni ippo mo chikazukenai somatsu ni suru to kurau tenbatsu TOIRE wa yatsura no hattenba	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Oh no  doesn't seem to work that well The way it looks now, I'd rather go to hell God forbid if I have to eat it all I'd be shut starin' at the toilet walls
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com nigeba wa nai to shite  shaanai kedo tabenakya naranu  PURESSHAA nau ii kara ikki ni kakikonde... (...bleargh)	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Looks like I don't have a choice I'm under pressure so let's chow this down boys! Just mash it around and... ...*barf*

Tamago Kakegohan is rice with raw egg on top.

^[1] 'museiran' means "unfertilized egg" with different kanji, but 'musei' here means "wet dream stain"
^[2] Reference to "Automatic Egg Breaker Machine" infamous episode of Sazae-san where Namihei exclaims this

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